Shannon Crawford assumeS time travel because of a previous use of “Pizza-Gate”:
Qanon Murder Fantasy Debunked
The alleged “Guantanamo prison barge” where Deep Staters are being executed is actually the Vernon C. Bain Correctional Center (VCBC), also known as the Vernon C. Bain Maritime Facility and under the nickname “The Boat”, an 800-bed floating jail.
Why The Mandela Effect is Doomed
I wonder how the Mandela Effect faring these days. As consensus reality increasingly fragments into abject subjectivity, I can’t imagine Mandela Effect Theory maintaining a hold, as it’s rooted in an objective reality claim–based on false recollections of now antique memes and cultural artifacts.
This theory of multiple overlapping realities is already lost in the deluge of overlapping subjective interpretations of individual reality bubbles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Robot
“Is any of it real? I mean, look at this. Look at it! A world built on fantasy. Synthetic emotions in the form of pills. Psychological warfare in the form of advertising. Mind-altering chemicals in the form of… food! Brainwashing seminars in the form of media. Controlled isolated bubbles in the form of social networks. Real? You want to talk about reality? We haven’t lived in anything remotely close to it since the turn of the century. We turned it off, took out the batteries, snacked on a bag of GMOs while we tossed the remnants in the ever-expanding Dumpster of the human condition. We live in branded houses trademarked by corporations built on bipolar numbers jumping up and down on digital displays, hypnotizing us into the biggest slumber mankind has ever seen. You have to dig pretty deep, kiddo, before you can find anything real. We live in a kingdom of bullshit. A kingdom you’ve lived in for far too long. So don’t tell me about not being real. I’m no less real than the fucking beef patty in your Big Mac.”Mr. Robot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Robot
ACEO, Art Cards
General Flynn Threatens to Sue Blogger
Jim Stewartson writes an anti-Qanon blog that points a finger at Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn (ret.), accusing him of “…being a Russian asset, stealing the 2016 election, working to overthrow the United States government, planning and executing a violent insurrection, being a follower of Satan, being a leader of QAnon, being a Nazi, waging psychological warfare on the American people, wanting a second holocaust, using ISIS radicalization techniques on the American People…” For this, Flynn’s attorneys have sent a notice of intent to sue for defamation.
The funny thing is, all of these things are true.
Flynn is a psychological operations specialist who brags about his role in Afghanistan’s radicalizing Islamists during the War on Terror. He did the same to the Qanon cultists. He is a huge Q-promoter and even swore their oath. It should go without saying that Flynn is an incorrigible liar.
LIARS AND TRUTHER
So many Truthers are abject liars. Starting with Q-anons. These types are a) liars, or b) delusional hopium addicts. Many share bad or debunked claims to support their general narrative which is incoherent and contradictory, rife with grifters. The most egregious liars are the self-styled Christians, who find that hiding behind Jesus makes their intentions seem honest and pure, even if they sometimes spread misinformation and lies. The least honest Truthers are the Christian Truthers hiding behind Internet monikers, anonymously and unaccountably dealing hopium to addicts who no longer distinguish between real and fake. Now, mental illness may be a factor in many Truthers who cling to and profess easily debunked information.
Most Truthers lie out of ignorance and inexperience with intellectually honest debate. Others lie for clicks and clout; in other words: pure ego gratification. Truthers will lie for the feeling of empowerment it gives them. Some Truthers lie out of malice. For example, ‘Transvestigators’ will lie about celebrities, politicians, and competing Twitter accounts. Some of the lies become entrenched beliefs and delusions. Believers, more often than not, become Delusionists rather than Knowers. If the Truth turns out to contradict their Beliefs. Instead of recognizing these false beliefs, many will choose to defensively cling to their debunked fantasies.
Tim Ozman,
IPR Host
DaveJ’s Failed “Anti-Chemtrail Vinegar” Business, @davej50488027
DaveJ has a bit of a conspiracy theory that the trails in the sky left by airplanes are actually chemicals being sprayed by the government.
But, DaveJ’s not one to just sit around and complain. No, he decided to take matters into his own hands. And that’s where the vinegar comes in. DaveJ discovered that by spraying vinegar into the air, he could make the trails in the sky go away.
Of course, his neighbors thought he was nuts. They laughed at him as he waved his bottle of vinegar around like a madman. But, when they saw the trails in the sky start to dissipate, they couldn’t help but wonder. Did DaveJ actually cause it?
The more they watched, the more convinced they became. They even started joining in on the fun, waving their own bottles of vinegar in the air. It became a neighborhood affair, with everyone spraying vinegar and laughing at the absurdity of it all.
And, you know what? It worked! The trails in the sky started to disappear, and DaveJ became a hero in his own right.He even started selling bottles of “Anti-Chemtrail Vinegar” online.
General Flynn is a Channeler of Dark Satanic Forces
BREAKING: ‘George News’, the real ‘Q’, is Teasing a Major ‘Night Drop’
Developing story:
George News, believed to be Q by Qanoners, is about to drop something momentous:
DaveJ the Bagel Thief @davej50488027
Ah, DaveJ, that’s me. I work at a bagel shop, and I gotta say, I love my job. My boss is the friendliest guy you’ll ever meet, and the customers are always happy to see me. But, there’s one little thing that bothers me. You see, I feel like my boss is cheating me out of money.
Now, I’m not one to cause a fuss, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. During my lunch breaks, I started stuffing bagels into my pockets. Just a few here and there, nothing too crazy. I mean, who’s going to notice, right?
Well, let me tell you, stuffing bagels in your pockets is not as easy as it sounds. Those things are round and bumpy, and they keep falling out. I had to get creative, so I started wearing baggy pants with big pockets. It worked like a charm!
But, here’s the funny part. One day, my boss caught me with a bagel sticking out of my pocket. I froze like a deer in headlights. I thought I was done for, but my boss just laughed and said, “DaveJ, you’re a funny guy. You know those bagels are free for employees, right?”
I couldn’t believe it! All this time, I’ve been sneaking bagels into my pockets for no reason at all. I felt so silly, but my boss just kept laughing and patting me on the back. “You’re a character, DaveJ,” he said.
And that’s the story of how I learned that honesty is the best policy, even when it comes to bagels. Lesson learned, boss man. Lesson learned.
TimOzman.com 